It's sort of the 40-year-old gay man's parodic nightmare of a so-called life, and like every good parody there's more than an ounce of truth in it. In case you never saw the first webisode of Mike Diamond's brilliant YouTube series, you can watch it here, and we'd also recommend not missing Episode 4, "Spin the Bottle." Don't worry, they're all one to two minutes long. P.S. We pray we never again hear the words, "Suck my cock while I watch The Golden Girls."