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Corey Haim Is Dead

2010-03-10T17:11:57Z

Christ... At the age of 38, former teen heartthrob turned drug addict Corey Haim is dead. There aren't any details yet about the cause of death, but we're thinking he pulled a Heath Ledger, but likely with more cocaine and pills involved.

Radar is reporting he was still conscious when paramedics arrived at his apartment, but he was complaining of flu-like symptoms. He was pronounced dead at the hospital at 3:30 a.m.

You may recall what a mess he was on The Two Coreys, which stopped shooting after two seasons because his friend Corey Feldman insisted Haim needed to get back to rehab. Anyway. Sad. [NYT]

Snoozeflash: Sean Hayes Comes Out of the Closet

2010-03-09T04:53:43Z

And, in a headline that only an Advocate editor could love, Sean Hayes, who was once on a successful TV series almost a decade ago (what was it called?), has finally come out of the fucking closet. Is this news? Not really. Sean wanted to be private when he was still famous enough to snag a People cover, but now that he's got a nice nest egg of residuals and Hollywood's completely typecast him as a gay, he's finally decided enough is enough.

For the record, part of the reason he took his sweet-ass time, he says, was because he was so pissed at how The Advocate taunted him six years ago about coming out.

“I feel like I’ve contributed monumentally to the success of the gay movement in America, and if anyone wants to argue that, I’m open to it. You’re welcome, Advocate.”

“That was my beef about it. What more do you want me to do? Do you want me to stand on a float? And then what? It’s never enough...That’s the thing about celebrity: It sets you up to fail because the expectation is so high of what’s needed, what’s wanted from you that the second you don’t [meet it], you disappoint people.”

And really, Advocate? Is this your idea of justifying your ongoing existence?

Nothing to see here, folks. [The Advocate]

Farrah Fawcett Dissed in Death by Academy

2010-03-08T04:19:17Z

What the shit? Farrah gets left out of the death montage for 2009, which was THE YEAR OF DEATH? Sure, people die every year, but some major stars died this year, and we have no way of understanding why the Academy should decide to ignore one of the biggest icons to die this past year. Really, Academy? You include some random PR asshole and not Farrah? Nice.

Also, we'll point to Justin Bond's Twitter [now deleted]: "Doesn't Karl Malden die every year?"

Neil Patrick Harris' Oscar Opening Number

2010-03-08T04:17:21Z

Speaking of Neil... sorry for the overkill, and for the quality of the upload... but clearly the gayest moment in tonight's Oscars. Thank you Neil.

Neil Patrick Harris to Play Gargamel in Smurfs Movie?

2010-03-05T05:11:30Z

Some vague news arrived today about how Neil Patrick Harris had won the "lead" live action character in an upcoming, sure-to-be-bizarre Smurfs film, which will appeal only to Gen Xers, but that's beside the point. The movie will mix animation and live action, and we've got to throw this out there... Is Neil playing Gargamel? As much as we love him, we can sort of see it. [JustJared]

TGITunes: "Giving Up the Gun" by Vampire Weekend

2010-03-04T18:23:02Z

We'll admit our primary motive for posting this video is our enduring love for Joe Jonas. We've always assumed he was the gay one (one of them has to be, right?), and he's definitely the cutest. Thus, preppy, prosaic pop stars Vampire Weekend recruited him for their latest video, "Giving Up the Gun," in which he faces off in a tennis match with a waifish little red-head girl. Cheers.

Michael Buckley Dons Taylor Swift Drag, Does Olympic Recap

2010-03-01T19:36:26Z

To be clear, the above Olympics recap is sans drag, and comes from Michael Buckley's latest YouTube venture, BuckNews, in which the fast-talking queen takes on less Hollywood-y items. After the jump, the clip from this weekend in which Buckley puts on a wig and sings a birthday ditty to Canadian pop idol-twink Justin Bieber, who allegedly just turned sixteen.

Real Housewife of Atlanta is a Lez!

2010-03-01T19:18:45Z

Kim Zolciak, a.k.a. the big white girl on Real Housewives of Atlanta, has moved on from dating ballers to doing it with house-music DJ Tracy Young. The two have been together three months, and as US Weekly reports, Young was overheard saying, "We're really happy." Perhaps this is just a bit of teaser publicity for the Atlanta housewives' next season, in which clearly this new lesbian subplot will be taking center stage. After the jump, for all you White Party freaks out there, the remix Tracy did of Kim's song, "Tardy for the Party." [via Towle]

Aretha Franklin and Liza Minnelli in New Snickers Ad

2010-02-27T22:25:27Z

We might be a week or three behind the curve on this one. But in case you missed it...

Hunter Parrish, Dave Franco, and All the New 'Leading Men' of Details

2010-02-23T07:31:19Z

The March issue of Details features a photo spread of "the next generation of Hollywood's leading men," and we couldn't agree more with the choices of James' little bro Dave Franco (though he could use a brow wax), the gorgeous Ben Hollingsworth of The Beautiful Life, and the man-boy who sets our loins aquiver whenever a new Weeds DVD arrives from Netflix, Hunter Parrish.

Model Monday: Jamie Dominic (Kinda NSFW)

2010-02-23T07:06:49Z

This guys is hot, and in our opinion, he might as well do porn. Jamie Dominic (who we once did a gallery of last year at The Sword under the name Jamie D. Monas) just did a shoot with photographer Rick Day, and he's as blistering hot as ever. The thing is, he's pretty much always semi-erect and presenting in his photos (and it's quite a presentation! Badum-bum) Where, we ask, does one draw the line between "fashion photography" and flat out porn. At the very least, this is male erotica, and apart from having to tell his mother, we don't get why Jamie just won't break down and let some Randy Blue boy blow him for some extra cash. A couple more after the jump.

'Ugly Betty' Episode Feat. NYC Drag Queens

2010-02-23T07:01:57Z

Many of the 'Queens of Drag' were featured in a recent episode of Ugly Betty, in which Wilhemena ends up on stage lip syncing to "Maneater." Oh it's like the 90s all over again. To Wong Foo eat your heart out.

Monday Music: Rafael Nadal to Join Shakira in 'Gypsy' Video

2010-02-23T06:15:35Z

Shakira announced her next video today, for her single 'Gypsy,' and the video features her rumored lovah and Spanish tennis star Rafael Nadal. Watch the teaser after the jump.

Gay 'Big Brother' Cowboy's First Porn Film Coming Out!

2010-02-23T05:53:15Z

The cover of former Big Brother housemate Steven Daigle's first porno is out, and boy looks pretty good! Channel 1 Releasing's Steven Daigle XXXPosed comes out within days, and you can pre-order here if you really can't wait. (NSFW, obvi.) [Unzipped]

Tracy Thorn Has a New Album

2010-02-20T20:05:39Z

All the gays in our demographic and older are likely big fans of Tracy Thorn, the former front-woman of Everything But the Girl who's been doing an electro, gay-friendly solo thing the last few years. Her new album Love and Its Opposite comes out in May, but you can download the first track from it, "Oh, the Divorces!" here (email sign-up required).